Hit blaster

A mainstream listener, Usually knows nothing about music, Also known as a music normie. Any true hit blaster will do the following:
-Listens to anything trending without taking risks outside popular stuff
-Scared of anything above 150 BPM
-Claims they "listen to everything"

-Calls shitty mainstream bands "Indie" (whatever that means anymore)
-Listens extremely mainly to Pop, Will occasionally listen to weak Rock or mainstream EDM (like Marshmello and The Chainsmokers)
-Knows nothing about music
-Will die if they hear a Deathstep or Splittercore song
-Probably 8-14 y/o
-Calls any EDM song Dubstep

Music expert: Hi, What's your favorite music genre?
Hit blaster: I listen to everything
Music expert: Really? What do you think about this song? *Shows them Noisekick - Reaching For The Sky*
Hit blaster: *Dies*
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Hit blaster: Hey look at this great indie song I found! *shows random ass mainstream band*
Music expert: What's so indie about this?
Hit blaster: The style bro
Music expert: Indie means industrial, Not released on a label, This was released on vevo, That's a label

俚语	hit blaster
释义	Hit blaster A mainstream listener, Usually knows nothing about music, Also known as a music normie. Any true hit blaster will do the following: -Listens to anything trending without taking risks outside popular stuff -Scared of anything above 150 BPM -Claims they "listen to everything" -Calls shitty mainstream bands "Indie" (whatever that means anymore) -Listens extremely mainly to Pop, Will occasionally listen to weak Rock or mainstream EDM (like Marshmello and The Chainsmokers) -Knows nothing about music -Will die if they hear a Deathstep or Splittercore song -Probably 8-14 y/o -Calls any EDM song Dubstep Music expert: Hi, What's your favorite music genre? Hit blaster: I listen to everything Music expert: Really? What do you think about this song? Shows them Noisekick - Reaching For The Sky Hit blaster: Dies _______________ Hit blaster: Hey look at this great indie song I found! shows random ass mainstream band Music expert: What's so indie about this? Hit blaster: The style bro Music expert: Indie means industrial, Not released on a label, This was released on vevo, That's a label
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