Hitch-Slapped
When a person overwhelmingly loses a debate with Christopher Hitchens. Most of the people Hitchens has debated with wind up Hitch-Slapped within a few minutes.
The Pope: Sex is meant for procreation, not for pleasure. Condoms are sinful and prevent the potential development of human life.
Christopher Hitchens: Your opposition to condom use has led to the spread of HIV/AIDS, hunger, poverty, and countless other miseries throughout the Third World!
Mediator: Your holiness, it looks like you've been Hitch-slapped.
Christopher Hitchens: Your opposition to condom use has led to the spread of HIV/AIDS, hunger, poverty, and countless other miseries throughout the Third World!
Mediator: Your holiness, it looks like you've been Hitch-slapped.
Hitch Slap
The process of having common sense knocked into you by Christopher Hitchens
Person 1: Dude did you see that debate between Christopher Hitchens and Pat Robertson on YouTube?
Person 2: Ye Dude and at 3:45 Pat totally got Hitch Slapped!
Person 2: Ye Dude and at 3:45 Pat totally got Hitch Slapped!
Hitch-Bitch Slap
To lightly smack someone across the face in admonishing manner for doing something lame, reminiscent of Will Smith slapping Kevin James in the Movie "Hitch".
He got in my car with a lit cigarette, but after I Hitch-Bitch slapped him, he put it out.