HJH
Head Job Height. If a chick is so short she comes up to your crotch.
Wow, dude, that chick is perfect HJH! Go and ask her out...and then...
HJH
Hand Job Honey - an obliging female who knows how to take a man 'in hand'
My HJH caressed my stiff swollen cock until it disgorged large dollops of hot sticky semen on her voluptuous breasts.