Hoang Dao
Hoang Dao has the biggest brain ever he is like megamind he could outsmart jesus he is smarter than anyone else in the world he is so cracked at chess because only sexy alpha people are cracked at chess he has the juiciest ass in the whole wide world and dikesh loves to smack it and his toes are so wriggly
Hoang Dao loves grabbing Dikesh's oui oui baguette and smacking his bootilicious maximus