hoasian
A youthful asian-american chick from the OC who gets all hotted up and goes out to a run-of-the-mill Hollywood club and dances sexily (like a bisexual hooker/erotic dancer) to cheezy 50-cent tracks while large gangsters/rapper types in baseball caps pretend she's in their music video.
Oh man, that gangster is gettin all up on that hoasian in the corner - look where his hand is right now.