Hobbit Arm
another term for an extremely long wang
When it came down to it, Shelia was afraid to take Dickey home because the rumors of his hobbit arm.
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"Long" John Smith, a basketball player from the early 80's, had such a problem with his hobbit arm that he had to tape to his leg before every game to avoid injury.
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"Long" John Smith, a basketball player from the early 80's, had such a problem with his hobbit arm that he had to tape to his leg before every game to avoid injury.