hobin

That one person at the party who no one knows and is extremely intoxicated, the hobin is so wasted they keep asking everyone what there name is, falling asleep in random corners, and stealing everyones liquor.

a smart girl from moco; her bestfriends are sarah and shawn! class of 2004! yay! gooooo patriots!

Real Name: Marc Hobin

The biggest queer in the history of queers. Quotes included to back up my argument:

"Teach me to hax." (repeat over the course of two weeks)
"only woman hold grudes." (two typos = fun for all)
"You're only capable of 'hacking', through freaking."
"I have a life! I have two girls, who like me." ('girls', eh?)
"You should hold the internet at ransom."
"Make a program, that kills computers when you type 'hi'."
"In case you didn't notice, I signed it as Dr. E. Jaculate."

When yo ugly ass, negro ass, retarded ass, vegetable ass homie slobbers and gargles on icky thicky guacomole nigga penis.

Goof,rat,dirty,

Thief that would steal the garbage from the dumpster to sleep in at night
Lives in a hole in the wall like most rodents

Likes little girls

Has no teeth cause they have all been punched out

Pkg thief

PC hideout