Hobofornifelia
An obsession with fucking hobos, any way you want it. Cause that's the way you need it (at least when you're a hobofornifeliac, that is).
Johnny McJoeJoeCakes' had long ago shown the symptoms of hobofornifelia, as evidenced by the pungent booze stink that always clung to him after fucking hobos wildly in back alleys littered with crack pipes and bottles of Night Train.