hobo handjob
A handjob given without the aid of lubricant, as one might expect when trading a hobo crack for sexual stimulation.
"We were trying to keep it quiet, so she just gave me a hobo handjob. My dick's still chaffed!"
"Hold it, bitch! Are you trying to start a fucking fire with that Hobo Handjob??"?
"Hold it, bitch! Are you trying to start a fucking fire with that Hobo Handjob??"?