HOD
Hand on Dick or HOD is a term used for when you're on the computer but zone out while watching porn.
Used like AFK or BRB.
Used like AFK or BRB.
Random#1: Hey Jim, are you there? We pulled the boss.
Jim: Oh hold on guys, HOD.
Jim: Oh hold on guys, HOD.
HOD
Hop off my Dick (stop fucking annoying me)
Dominic: Why didn't you text me today?????
Emily: HOD
get off my jock
Emily: HOD
get off my jock
HOD
abbreviation for "hop off dick" aka leave me the fuck alone
Person 1: (Watching someone's conversation)
Person 2: HOD!
Person 2: HOD!
HOD
"Hang Over Dump" - After a long night of drinking the first ,perhaps of many, poops that accompany the other symptoms of the hangover. This pooh is smellier and larger than normal poops and can be a variety of colours depending on what you drank the night before.
White Regis: "Dude I can't remember anything from Wet'n'wild camping"
Brown Regis: "Me either man but i just had the biggest HOD it looked like my family's christmas fruit cake and smelled like a dying fetus"
Brown Regis: "Me either man but i just had the biggest HOD it looked like my family's christmas fruit cake and smelled like a dying fetus"
HOD
Hands On Deck; referring to football or any sport that relies on a players ability to catch.
If a player makes an amazing catch or you want to chant it because of their catch you shout HOD?
HOD
Hateful old dick; the kind of Victor Meldrew type that has nothing better to do with their retirement than to cause misery to all around them. Generally found policing their boundaries, making unfounded accusations and racist slurs toward ethnic minorities in their neighbourhood and raising petitions over trifling matters.
(to you wife about the HOD next door who has just left a note on your windscreen complaining that you've parked a millimetre over their boundary) "... ... ...f%*$ing HOD."
Hod-Hod
A posh 'hello', most commonly used to greet people at the door... Very common phrase in Southern England and the Midlands. Can also be used as a 'Thank you and see you again soon' however this is not so common...
Just went out to tea with my family... Just had a quick Hod-Hod with the dog before we left...