hoddleskin
The hoddleskin is said to be so tight that not even the pointy end of a needle can penetrate it's anus hole.
A hoddleskin's diet includes spaghetti, but stays well away frow strawberries as the seeds lodge themselves internally upon trying to exit.
A hoddleskin's diet includes spaghetti, but stays well away frow strawberries as the seeds lodge themselves internally upon trying to exit.
"Look at him go!, he's moving like a hoddleskin!"