Hodrojing
Hodrojing is the act of making ones life harder than it has to be, there could be other more simple, efficient solutions to your problem but hodrojing ignores those solutions.
Person 1: Yo man can you get me a glass of water?
Person 2 (Pro Hodrojer/Hodrojing): Sure, *leaves the room and disappears for three days*
Person 2 (Pro Hodrojer/Hodrojing): *Reappears with one glass of water* Hey man I'm back, I just had to visit Switzerland to get you so some water.
Person 2 (Pro Hodrojer/Hodrojing): Sure, *leaves the room and disappears for three days*
Person 2 (Pro Hodrojer/Hodrojing): *Reappears with one glass of water* Hey man I'm back, I just had to visit Switzerland to get you so some water.