Hoecrastinating
When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.
"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."
Hoecrastination
When you're not particularly enthusiastic about meeting up with a particular girl (often loose/slutty) you feel indifferent to, and therefore beat around the bush and put it off, with the only thing keeping you thinking about it is the prospect of sex.
Male 1: "Have you seen that girl since you banged her out?"
Male 2: "Nah, I can't be bothered"
Male 3: " Just bang her again dude, it's hoecrastination if you don't and you know it's gonna happen eventually."
Male 2: "Nah, I can't be bothered"
Male 3: " Just bang her again dude, it's hoecrastination if you don't and you know it's gonna happen eventually."
HOECRASTINATE
WHEN YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DOIN HW BUT INSTEAD U SUCKIN D**K!
Girl in class: "Girl, did you do last night's assignment?"
Another girl in class: "Yeah, girl"
Girl in class: "Can I copy pls, I was too busy... nahmean"
Another girl in class: "dam bitch y u always gotta hoecrastinate fo'"
Another girl in class: "Yeah, girl"
Girl in class: "Can I copy pls, I was too busy... nahmean"
Another girl in class: "dam bitch y u always gotta hoecrastinate fo'"
hoecrastinate
when a sexually promiscuous female delays work in favor of sluting it up.
loosely related to brocrastinate.
loosely related to brocrastinate.
I was about to go to the library to study but I went over to john's house and hoecrastinated instead.