hoeda
Hoeda is soda for hoes. We hoes like bubbly non-beer drinks, such as champagne, spritzers, and wine coolers, that are looked down upon by bourbon and beer types. Bonus points for inclusion in the hoeda category if a drink is cheap and you're sloppy.
"What other drinks should we take to go tubing, some people hate beer?" "Whatever, just some decent hoeda, as long as it's cold."