hoedometer
Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.
One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.
Hoedometer
Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun
: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun
: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)
You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.