hoedometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

Hoedometer

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)

You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.

俚语	hoedometer
释义	hoedometer Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome. One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials. Hoedometer Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter Function: noun : an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse) You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.
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