Hoeflake
Feminist triggered by whatever triggers feminists (aka anything at all).
James: I liked Scarlett Johansson better with red hair.
Anita: Listen here, you scumbag cis white male human garbage.... don't body shame Scarlet Johansson for not having red hair.
Carl to James: Wow, Anita really is a triggered hoeflake, isn't she?
Anita: Listen here, you scumbag cis white male human garbage.... don't body shame Scarlet Johansson for not having red hair.
Carl to James: Wow, Anita really is a triggered hoeflake, isn't she?
Hoeflake
1. Someone who has a large number of sexual partners but is sensitive about the topic.
2. Someone who is prolific on dating apps but flakes after they jack off.
2. Someone who is prolific on dating apps but flakes after they jack off.
1. Lashonda is such a hoeflake, I had to drive her to the clinic and lend her $15 dollars for a test because her parents look at her bank account
2. Michael is such a hoeflake. We’ve been talking since last summer but he has yet to actually stick it in.
2. Michael is such a hoeflake. We’ve been talking since last summer but he has yet to actually stick it in.