Hoffensetz
A last name, usually referring to a whiny and annoying species of human. The Hoffensetz clan is usually quite gullible, and also on the diminutive side of the height scale. They enjoy swearing to release pent-up emotions, and, having such high-strung emotions, are easily startled. The females of the Hoffensetz's are rude and disrespectful to figures of authority
A sighting of the elusive Hoffensetz female is not uncommon in such places as high schools, Starbucks, and is usually occupied with a device known as a "cellphone"