hoffice
Short for "home office". Term used by entrepreneurs who work from home but are unsure whether to refer to it as a home or office.
"Alright, I'll email the documents when I get back to the hoffice"
hoffice
noun - a location primarily used to deceive colleagues and employers into believing that work is being carried out from home. Derived from the words "home" and "office".
Mr. Smith - "I'd like those TPS reports on my desk by Thursday please"
Johnny Fraudulent - "Sure Mr. Smith, I'll complete them in my hoffice tomorrow and email them to you"
Johnny Fraudulent - "Sure Mr. Smith, I'll complete them in my hoffice tomorrow and email them to you"
Hoffically
Something that is horrific and officially sick at the same time.
Maz: "Henry omg please buy me this Pikachu knitted face hat it's so cool!"
Henry: "It's horrific! like Skitt's aggressive yeast infection."
Maz: "No way it's Hoffically cool!
Skitt: "Jesus my inflammation has spread to my back..."
Maz: "Henry told you to get antifungal medication but you were adamant on using butter."
Henry: "It's horrific! like Skitt's aggressive yeast infection."
Maz: "No way it's Hoffically cool!
Skitt: "Jesus my inflammation has spread to my back..."
Maz: "Henry told you to get antifungal medication but you were adamant on using butter."