Hoffies

Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.

I am a leet coder, I can code C, php, html, asp, perl, python. I also have a 15 inch cock, that all the girls love to ride. I wear glasses, which make me geeky. I am an irc god, everyone worrships me. I love to get head from pankey and likewhoa. I love girls. I don't love guys. Anal sex is good to give, not to recive.

a perverted state of sexual harasment. also know as the 100, but instead of a marching band you do a slutty girl and a freshman boy's basketball team. when a guy likes a girl and wants it hard and raw with no rain coat. then you bust a nut in her pussy area. also this is when a man sticks his man hood in a woman's ear lobe. This move is not requested for amatures, it could result in major injury or worse. For example, swelling of the nuts, sore nipples, and smelly fingers.

To Hoffies, when an individual strikes out with girls. Or struggles to seal the deal.
Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick

An asshole that likes to look at Playgirl, just like his daddy did when he was conceived, with some help from the chemistry set.

Leaving soon, or on my way = another hour

When something so unlucky happens to someone which is so unlucky but typical of that person