hoflation

The increase in cost for a date out with a female. Also includes time spent courting such female in social networks like Instagram. sliding in DMs, payin the check, etc.

Dude1: My grandpa had to spend 1/4 of the time and money to go out with Peggy-Sue. Taking Emmily out is super expensive and she won't even burp my worm.

Dude2: Damn bro, that's hoflation right there

Hoflation

Definition : the upkeep of a promiscuous female beyond means of any normal female in a monogamous relationship with a gentleman.

Because of the hoflation being so outrageous men are scared to commit to females.

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释义	hoflation The increase in cost for a date out with a female. Also includes time spent courting such female in social networks like Instagram. sliding in DMs, payin the check, etc. Dude1: My grandpa had to spend 1/4 of the time and money to go out with Peggy-Sue. Taking Emmily out is super expensive and she won't even burp my worm. Dude2: Damn bro, that's hoflation right there Hoflation Definition : the upkeep of a promiscuous female beyond means of any normal female in a monogamous relationship with a gentleman. Because of the hoflation being so outrageous men are scared to commit to females.
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