hog barrel
An extremely large penis
The girl thought that the kid sitting next to her was a total squid, but she soon found out that the kid was equipped with his very own hog barrel, so she fucked him.
Double Barrell Hog Back Growler
When a man lays on his back, with his pants at his ankles, pulling his knees up to his chin, and having sufficient relaxation skills to allow his testicles to hang loose over his anus, he then expels gas, with such a force as to move his testicles out away from his anus, so that onlookers can verify the sack-to-sphincter air gap.
That Wild Turkey sure makes Finn rip some hallacious Double Barrell Hog Back Growlers!!!!