Hog-Frogging
When blessing your poor worthless ass with oral sex, your lady-friend stops mid slurp, smears almond butter on your helmet, sticks 6 raisins to the tip, and proceeds to remove them by flicking her tongue out at the raisins while muttering "Ribit! Ribit!" in her best Kermit the Frog voice.
Teresa and Janet went Hog-Frogging last night after their weekly trip to the Hooters all you can drink wing buffet; by the end of the night they had consumed 14 boxes of raisins.
Frog Hog
A slutty woman who's primary goal is to get her hooks into a Navy SEAL.
"She's such a frog hog; she's at Hot Tuna every night!"
frog hogs
women who whore themselves to navy seals or seal trainees
"that bitch linda and her friends are real frog hogs"
Frog Hog
An obsessive woman who will do anything just to be associated with Navy SEALs. Frog Hogs now use the internet to find every Navy SEAL possible on facebook, past or present, and "like" and comment on every single thing that any Navy SEAL posts on their profile, and do so with an enormous degree of ass kissing. They also read through everyone's comments on that particular SEAL's profile, and can figure out who other Navy SEALs are by creeping on their facebook pages. They then friend request those men and exhibit the same kind of behavior and spread their Frog Hogness everywhere in an irritating manor.
They also get overly dramatic in facebook arguments, and give their opinions when no one asked them to in the first place, and get extremely defensive over the SEALs that they stalk, even though they have never met any of these men in real life, yet act like they are best friends.
They also get overly dramatic in facebook arguments, and give their opinions when no one asked them to in the first place, and get extremely defensive over the SEALs that they stalk, even though they have never met any of these men in real life, yet act like they are best friends.
Did you see all the comments that Gina keeps posting to all these Navy SEALs on facebook? Does she even know any of them? How did she even become associated with these guys? I have never seen someone put so much effort into talking to people that they don't even know. She just wants to fuck a Navy SEAL and hopefully marry one, so that she can be "in the community." She's such a fucking FROG HOG!!