hog masturbator
A hog masturbator is someone who masturbates Harley motorcycles ("hogs").
A most unfortunate habit.
A most unfortunate habit.
Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.