hog slap
When you make a large grunt, like a hog and which you slap the shit out of your significant other.
Person 1: Hey! I just hog slapped the shit out of Mitchell last night!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!