hogwarts poo
An extra magical poo where you shit and wipe your ass and nothing is on the paper LIKE HOLY SHIT. but on top of that you look down AND THERE IS NO SHIT OR ANY EVIDENCE OF A POO IN THE TOILET LIKE FUUUUUUCK.
jim: sally I just did a hogwarts poo holy Jesus
Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days
Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days