Ho-Ho-Kus

A small upper-class town in bergen county, new jersey full of rich, white folks with lots of class and keep their money to themselves. The property tax is very high so if you can't afford it then you probably chose Allendale to live in. It's a great place to raise kids and there is a 99% chance they will be decked out in preppy designer clothing. Teens attend Northern Highlands Regional High School which everyone knows is considered to be the "Ritz Carlton of High Schools." Girls get their first designer bags in about 4th grade and have daddy pre order their bmw's and mercedes before they even get their license. HHK people socialize with their equals, a.k.a. saddle river, upper saddle river, and allendale. The dad's take the train to "the city" (manhattan) while the mom's stay at home, raise the kids, and spoil them to death. House parties are better than any club and are flooded with underage drinking but the cops never bust in. The schools have outstanding rating and the high school is home to the prettiest girls on the north east coast. Kids from this high school (northern highlands) can get into any ivy league school with ease, so if you want your kids to have a bright future, please raise them in Ho-Ho-Kus.

A primarily white school in the heart of Bergen County in Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ. Unless you’re too snobby for a public school or get bullied, everyone that lives in HHK goes here from Kindergarten-8th grade. Girls here are decked out in ivivva leggings and headbands that their mommy bought for them and all the boys wear the infamous nike basketball shorts everyday( even in the winter even though it’s against the dress code). If you hate playing basketball or Foursquare, good luck having fun/socializing at recess. You spend the early years of your life navigating through the school trying to find your way to art class while hoping your teacher will take you through the middle school hallway as a treat for being silent when walking. The grades are small, so chances are you have been “best friends forever” with at least 45 kids in the grade by the time you reach eighth grade. It is one of the best public schools, yet barley anyone that attends is insanely good at math. Also, the dress code makes every girl that attends have a mental breakdown every morning before school because none of their new shirts from American Eagle covered their butts when they wore leggings. Although the teachers are very questionable and the school lunches are way too overpriced for three chicken fingers, you wouldn’t trade going there for anything.