Hoink
A sound made while pinching someone's bum when they are not expecting it. Each pinch is worth a hoink.
Watch me pinch Katy's Bum as she stands in line for a hot dog... Hoink hoink hoinkkkkkk (that's two good pinches and one handful pinch)
Hoink
A horny pig.
Person 1 "That pig just went HOINK instead of Oink"
Person 2 " That means it's really horny and wants to fuck you in the ass"
Person 1 "Okay... Come here little piggy!"
Person 2 " That means it's really horny and wants to fuck you in the ass"
Person 1 "Okay... Come here little piggy!"
HoinK
The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it.
hoink
A word variable; can be substituted for any other word in existence.
Go hoink yourself;
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?
HoinK
blathemsac, to be a
You are such a blathemsac!
Ya Hoink
A saying for nerds, losers and faggots that only talk about homework, or in other people's homes trying to steal and crash PS3's
Tiny Tim, Phil, Ya hoink!
Hoink Aaron
The pig version of baseball legend Hank Aaron
Hey bro, don't forget to give your pig a bat so we can call him Hoink Aaron