Hoisty Mcshving
a person of any gender with undeniable beauty/ someone who makes others want to jump on them and lick their face/ a person who is incredibly attractive and has the ability to make you drool by just looking at them
Laura: ooh, check out that boy in the blue top over there
Kelly: wow, he is a real hoisty mcshving!
Kelly: wow, he is a real hoisty mcshving!