hoking
The art of taking an absolutely ridiculously massive toke from someone else's joint after asking someone for a hit. Done so the person hoking gets as much weed as possible.
Dude #1: 'Hey man can I have a toke of your Joint?'
Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'
*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*
Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'
Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'
*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*
Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'
Hoked
To randomly or unexpectedly leave anything at any point of time without any notice or prior knowledge from the opposing person or people.
That was the last time I've ever heard of Jeff. He totally hoked me!
Hoke
Belfast/Northern Irish word for "rummage" or "Find"
Me: Did you find that cd?
Billy: Aye, I'll have a Hoke for it now
Me: Give us a hoke at ye!!
Me: Give us a hoke at ur blurt (Northern Irish Slang for vagina)
Billy: Aye, I'll have a Hoke for it now
Me: Give us a hoke at ye!!
Me: Give us a hoke at ur blurt (Northern Irish Slang for vagina)
Hoke
To go for a touchdown when all pussies think you should kick a FG
Michigan totally Hoked Notre Dame last night. What a game!
The Lions almost got Hoked before halftime against the Bucs, but the defense broke up the Bucs pass in the end zone.
The Lions almost got Hoked before halftime against the Bucs, but the defense broke up the Bucs pass in the end zone.
Hokeness
Otherwise known as the triangle choke; a submission in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu; perfected by a tall fellow from Minnesota
The Hokeness choke is very effective at stopping bloodflow to the brain. That guy was Hokenessed out!
hoke
To chauffeur someone around, particularly an old lady, so that she can run errands. (Originated from the name of the black man, Hoke, in the movie Driving Miss Daisy.)
Man 1: Hey buddy, you wanna go golfing Saturday?
Man 2: I can't... I gotta hoke my mother to the hairdresser.
Man 2: I can't... I gotta hoke my mother to the hairdresser.
hokee
to describe someone who's fat, being/acting like a fat person.
A: "yo look at that guy over there, he's munching down that bag of chips like there's no tomorrow!"
B: "damn nature, what a hokee.."
B: "damn nature, what a hokee.."