Holdrege
A very small city consisting only of judgmental jacks, a law system that screws you, black and white vision, and lacks individualism. It was created from the bowels of hell with the sinew of fornicators, theives, and glutton.
Nobody wants to go to Holdrege!
Holdrege
Town in Nebraska, the origin of Mormons.
In the year 1669, Mormons were founded in this Nebraskan town of Holdrege.
Holdrege Shit
Stemming from the population of small-town Holdrege, Nebraska; Holdrege Shit is defined as anything that meets one or more of the following conditions:
1. Any action or activity that seems to be redneck or something a backcountry USA person would engage in
2. A large-scale party foul, but the condition being that the person committing the foul had very little to drink/smoke
3. Any saying or proposed solution to a problem that does not make sense, and generally seems like something a hick would do
1. Any action or activity that seems to be redneck or something a backcountry USA person would engage in
2. A large-scale party foul, but the condition being that the person committing the foul had very little to drink/smoke
3. Any saying or proposed solution to a problem that does not make sense, and generally seems like something a hick would do
Person A: “We were shooting pumpkins in the field, the cops came and we pulled off on our four wheelers”
Person B: “That’s some pure, unadulterated Holdrege Shit”
Person B: “That’s some pure, unadulterated Holdrege Shit”