Hole in the condom
1. Someone who is such a screw up at life, that others would think that it must have been a mistake that the person was conceived.
2. What teen pregnancies are sometimes referred to as.
2. What teen pregnancies are sometimes referred to as.
Person 1: "OMFG why is Paris Hilton alive?"
Person 2: "Dunno dude...She was probably a hole in the condom"
Person 1: "O_o"
Person 2: "Dunno dude...She was probably a hole in the condom"
Person 1: "O_o"
Poking Holes In Condoms
"Poking holes in condoms" refers to the psychotic and treacherous action of repeatedly piercing, stabbing or jabbing a pin, or any sort of pointed, slender and sharp metal object into a condom, prior to sexual intercourse for the purposes of facilitating getting "knocked up" or turning one's sexual partner into your "baby daddy," without his knowledge or consent.
I carry my own cock socks mate, ever since that trifling ho told me "she had protection" and it turned out she had plans to pull the goalie the whole time. She started poking holes in condoms the second she saw me walking toward her from across the club, and now I gotta pay child support and can't listen to opera no mo. Kids don't like that shit.