Holiday Ass
Holiday Ass is the anomaly that occurs when everyone comes home for holiday breaks and hooks up with the same person. This is not an ongoing relationship, but is a no-strings attached hookup that occurs between two people who have in the past had latent sexual energy building since they were in 4th grade together.
This Christmas, I wonder how much holiday ass I will get- either it will be with my high school crush or my tenth grade teaching assistant....
Half-Ass Holiday
January 25th is the day in which we celebrate just how stupid all these new holidays are by making fun of them with Opposite Day.
I can’t believe they actually celebrate this half-ass holiday every year!?
Holiday Ass
The type of sex you have while on vacation.
I can't wait to go on vacation and get some Holiday Ass.