anus apple
Insult, generally aimed at people who can't get the picture (usually used by teachers towards their chav pupils)
Shut up! You're such an anus apple!
apple anus
When the likeness of a whole roast pig is painted on someone's body in such a way that their anus acts as the rosy red apple wedged in said pig's mouth.
Rob asked me to do a joint costume for Halloween this year. I wanted to be a hula girl, so he went as apple anus. The party was great until someone stabbed him. He was delicious.