anus burglar
A man or woman who repeatedly makes a forced entry into others' anal regions.
Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!
Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!
Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!