anus clitoris
Ficticious Latin word for hemorrhoid to make a hemorrhoid sound more funny, appealing, and/or disgusting.
Person 1: "Yo Dawg, I heard you got a hemorrhoid!"
Person 2: "Nah, Man. That's my anus clitoris."
Person 1: Laughs and shuts the hell up about your hemorrhoid.
Person 2: "Nah, Man. That's my anus clitoris."
Person 1: Laughs and shuts the hell up about your hemorrhoid.