holy bananas
anything pertaining to disbelief
"Holy bananas, I can't believe she fit that all in there"
Holy Bananas!
The priest's penis after he pulls it out of the alter boy.
"Eat those holy bananas!"
holy banana muffins
if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something
your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)
your parents: 'call the mental hospital'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)
your parents: 'call the mental hospital'
holy bananas batman
A phrase used when in shock or in excitement.
Johnny: Dude! Check out that MILF!
Brian: Holy Bananas Batman!!!
Brian: Holy Bananas Batman!!!
Holy BANANA
THE BANANA IS THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT LOOOOOKS LIKE A PENIS
SUCK AND YOU GET HOLY POWER YEEEE
SUCK AND YOU GET HOLY POWER YEEEE
holy banana = holy powers