holy cannoli
an expression that usually accompanies shock or excitment
example 1: holy cannoli, what the hell was that?!
example 2: holy cannoli, did you see that? it was AMAZING
example 2: holy cannoli, did you see that? it was AMAZING
Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli
An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"