Anus Feather
A green, small feather you encounter while wiping your butt. It comes out of your anus, and is attached to the poop on your toilet paper.
Joell - Marty told me about his anus feather he had yesterday. I guess it was pretty large.
Marcus - We'll than it isn't an anus feather...
Marcus - We'll than it isn't an anus feather...