Holy fucking abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
To be completely baffled and yell "holy fucking", but then make up a random long word reminiscent of how the alphabet would sound if you said it as one long, big, distraught word.
Guy 1: Holy fucking abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Guy 2: What, what's wrong?
Guy 1: That's one big shark
Guy 2: What, what's wrong?
Guy 1: That's one big shark