Holy my Godness!
an exclamation of either extreme, irrational fear, or simply surprise. Similar to "Oh my God" or "Holy Crap"
Bob: There is a piano perched precariously above your head.
Linda: Holy my Godness!!! *ducks* *straightens* *glares*
Rolan: Will you marry me, my love?
Leria: Holy my Godness, yes!
Carmandie: What is that god-aweful noise?
Lio: I think it's Hannah Montanna.
Carmandie: Holy my Godness! My ears! My ears! They bleed!
Linda: Holy my Godness!!! *ducks* *straightens* *glares*
Rolan: Will you marry me, my love?
Leria: Holy my Godness, yes!
Carmandie: What is that god-aweful noise?
Lio: I think it's Hannah Montanna.
Carmandie: Holy my Godness! My ears! My ears! They bleed!