Home Bowl Advantage
Similar to the athletic competition phenomenon (home field advantage), it is believed that your home toilet bowl has an advantage over all others, in that your ass is more familiar with the resting spot ultimately resulting in a far more comfortable and superior performing shit.
Guy 1: Dude, hurry up. We're gonna be late.
Guy 2: Hold on a minute. I gotta take a shit.
Guy 1: Can't you go at the bar?
Guy 2: No way man, I'm not giving up home bowl advantage!
Guy 2: Hold on a minute. I gotta take a shit.
Guy 1: Can't you go at the bar?
Guy 2: No way man, I'm not giving up home bowl advantage!
home bowl syndrome
The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.
Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard
Home Bowl
A Melodic and Harmonious Song by Peter Griffin and Glen Quagmire
Home Bowl, Home Bowl, You know just what I need.
Home Bowl, Home Bowl, Poop before my anus bleeds
Home Bowl, Home Bowl, Poop before my anus bleeds