Anuskwiks' Hideous Painting
A picture of a twelve-foot long erect penis. Once every year, it jumps out and goes on a rampage.
One squad's final transmission:
Sir...an unidentified object is coming our way. It's four yards long and two yards wide.
What? Main screen turn on!
Penis!
What you say?
Penis, sir, penis!
Make your time for later. Night is best time.
SIR A GIANT PENIS IS ABOUT TO FLY INTO OUR TURRET!
For GREAT JUSTICE!
Sir...an unidentified object is coming our way. It's four yards long and two yards wide.
What? Main screen turn on!
Penis!
What you say?
Penis, sir, penis!
Make your time for later. Night is best time.
SIR A GIANT PENIS IS ABOUT TO FLY INTO OUR TURRET!
For GREAT JUSTICE!