Home Creepo
A typical Home Depot employee, who thinks they know everything about construction, snaps their fingers repeatedly as they walk past you, talks so loudly to their fellow slacker-mates you can hear them 10 aisles away, never answers the question a customer asks because they don't know, and boasts they have built the most ingenious e.g,. solar devices for nothing, and if you butter them up about it, you can get them to admit this is because they have actually stolen the entire device.
Customer: Excuse me, do you know where I can find plumbing cement?
Home Creepo: Why do you want to do that?
Customer: To repair some plumbing.
Home Creepo: You don't want to do that. You need to buy a whole new setup. I did that last year. In fact I have solar pumbing, for absolutely nothing. I pay nothing for my hot water.
Customer: How smart of you, how did you do that?
Home Creepo: I "borrowed" the parts off RV's and houses with our solar parts.
Customer: How fascinating. And you have no idea where plumbing cement is.
Home Creepo: I don't like your tone of voice so I can't help you . Click Click Click (with the fingers).
Home Creepo: Why do you want to do that?
Customer: To repair some plumbing.
Home Creepo: You don't want to do that. You need to buy a whole new setup. I did that last year. In fact I have solar pumbing, for absolutely nothing. I pay nothing for my hot water.
Customer: How smart of you, how did you do that?
Home Creepo: I "borrowed" the parts off RV's and houses with our solar parts.
Customer: How fascinating. And you have no idea where plumbing cement is.
Home Creepo: I don't like your tone of voice so I can't help you . Click Click Click (with the fingers).