homerite
A believer in the teachings/words of Homer Simpson from the TV series.
Alternatively, a strict believer in the historicity of Homer, the Greek poet at the end of the Greek dark ages.
Alternatively, a strict believer in the historicity of Homer, the Greek poet at the end of the Greek dark ages.
"Children, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."
"You're such a homerite!"
"You're such a homerite!"