home row

When used as a verb it means to strike someone with a keyboard in the face. This happens in schools and offices often or in any high stress atmosphere where a keyboard is present.

The first sets of keys a person usually learns in a keyboard. Home row is asdfghjkl; basically, it's the middle row of keys where your fingers should be set when they aren't being used. Your left hand: pinky on the a, index finger on the s, middle on the d, and pointer on the f. Right hand: Pointer on j, middle on k, index on l, and pinky on ;

1. n. Place where fingers rest for keying and typing. It is asdf and jkl; using all the fingers but the thumbs.

2. v. Home-rowing. Using this type of keyboarding method, as opposed to the "Mighty Index" finger method.

When you smash somebody with a computer keyboard in a humorous fasion.

First seen on the television show, "Attack of the Show" on G4 TV.

To have somebody convey their anger and frustration through a violent attack utilizing computer keyboard

A sexual act where the man places his hands upon the girls "pleasure spots" and types out the following

Lolz, you don't know what I'm typing. But I bet your glad that I took keyboarding in high school. And with that said you will orgasm caps lock NOW space, space, space, space, space, enter, enter, enter, enter

When you go and type something only to find that your fingers aren't on home row.