Homoerectushomology
1. Objective study of dusty, antiquated {gay culture}, chiefly of the {Fantasmicene post-Stonewallerian/ Utopian/ dystopian} epoch, from an anthropological perspective. The observer, of course, may him or herself be homosexual, though if male likely not of conservative or fascistic gay bent. 2. The study of fossilized man by a sapient gentleman.
In light of startling consequences of inadvertent exposure to the unwholesome phenomena of well-adjusted angry queen in Houston Texas, the naive Midwestern bookstore clerk developed an amateur interest in homoerectushomology.