Homokinesis
Similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to homosexuals, homokinesis is the ability to move gay people with one's mind. This is frequently a super power used by homosexual superheroes to improve their dating life.
George: "I have the power of homokinesis. I can move gay people with my mind."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."
Homokinesis
The ability to turn someone homosexual at will.
Homokinesis turning anyone gay