Homopornosexual
Basically someone who isn't gay or straight has no requirement for sexual contact buy enjoys lonesome masterbation to gay porn.
"hey where's Mikey?"
"Dunno mate last I saw him he was in his room with his iPad a big roll and a men's health magazine, guess he's been a homopornosexual again"
"Dunno mate last I saw him he was in his room with his iPad a big roll and a men's health magazine, guess he's been a homopornosexual again"