Honeydew on a Stick
Something constructed supposedly in one's likeness, in an attempt to fool others into thinking that the object constructed is actually that person.
1. The 'tard stuck a honeydew on a stick and put it on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.
2. Bobby Brady stuck a gimuntuan pillow under his blankets so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.
2. Bobby Brady stuck a gimuntuan pillow under his blankets so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.