honeymoonitis
Vaginal soreness that occurs after a night of rough sex, a marathon session of sex, or sex with a very well-endowed man. Sometimes associated with UTIs.
The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.
The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.
"Christ, my pussy's sore. Eddie really gave it to me last night; I've got honeymoonitis."
honeymoonitis
Vaginal soreness that occurs after a night of rough sex, a marathon session of sex, or sex with a very well-endowed man. Sometimes associated with UTIs.
The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.
The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.
"Christ, I'm sore down there. Eddie really gave it to me last night; I've got honeymoonitis."
honeymooned it
1. to have sex on and off for an extended period of time, especially during the day
2. to mess around in bed all day
2. to mess around in bed all day
Mary and I honeymooned it for 6 hours yesterday!
honeymoon
Basically a holiday after ones wedding, purely for sex in a foriegn country.
"We had our best sex on our honeymoon"
honeymooner
Someone who only wants to stay in or be part of a relationship, whether official or unofficial, for the duration of the honeymoon stage. Once issues come up, they could care less if the relationship ends and they get left.
It's self-explanatory.
Mutual Friend 1: "So, whatever happened to Jack and Jill? Are they still talking or are they finally going out? I noticed Jill was ranting on FB and Twitter the other night."
Mutual Friend 2: "Oh, they don't even talk anymore. Guess Jack is a honeymooner. Doesn't know how to deal with problems, big or small, when they arise."
Mutual Friend 1: "So, whatever happened to Jack and Jill? Are they still talking or are they finally going out? I noticed Jill was ranting on FB and Twitter the other night."
Mutual Friend 2: "Oh, they don't even talk anymore. Guess Jack is a honeymooner. Doesn't know how to deal with problems, big or small, when they arise."
honeymoon
1. Where you can proudly "moon" your new "honey" in private after the wedding--hence the word.
2. What I will never have because women don't like me.
3. Utter bliss where a brand-new, nieve married couple goes to consumate their marriage and have a giant 7-day orgy, without feeling guilty anymore. You shut the door and don’t ever come out.
4. You better enjoy it, because it’s the best and perhaps last time you will have sex if you remain married to each other.
5. The last time a couple has sex.
2. What I will never have because women don't like me.
3. Utter bliss where a brand-new, nieve married couple goes to consumate their marriage and have a giant 7-day orgy, without feeling guilty anymore. You shut the door and don’t ever come out.
4. You better enjoy it, because it’s the best and perhaps last time you will have sex if you remain married to each other.
5. The last time a couple has sex.
When you are young, your honeymoon is Niagra. Fifty years later, its viagra.
honeymoon
the act of mooning at someone while wearing winnie the pooh pjs and/or t-shirt
what a delight it is when she honeymoons at me